Me at 2 am: I should bake a cake
International House of Fandom: OKAY HONESTLY??? MY... →
acciobenedictcumberbatch: OKAY HONESTLY??? MY BREASTS ARE NOT PUBLIC PROPERTY OR PUBLIC BUSINESS. IF I WANT TO NOT WEAR A BRA, I’M PERFECTLY FUCKING WELCOME TO. THIS WORLD NEEDS TO STOP OBSESSING OVER THIS ONE SINGULAR BOOB SHAPE, SERIOUSLY. IF THEY AREN’T THE CRAP YOU SEE IN MAGAZINES AND PORNOS OR ON MANAKINS, YOU THINK…
cumberbatch-lorette: danglingthpider: whyamisorandom: touch me like you touch your keyboard crying
thelionesscersei: casssonicscrewdriverindeansass: [jumps to conclusions] [jumps too far] [falls off of building]
plemelwarmface: imjohnlocked: the awkward moment when you keyboard smash and still get bnehdgehfge cuffbfemgm’s name right I hate that I still know who you’re talking about
jpierrepontcriss: my mom was pulling into a parking space today and she asked “am i relatively straight?” and i said “i think that’s something you need to decide for yourself” and she told me to walk home
nshrlcok: kitsunegoddess: All right gonna write my otp, let’s do this fuckers Fucking nailed it This is by far my favorite post of all time
okayamelia: “my real name is…. matt smith.” the doctor takes off his jacket and bowtie to reveal his real self. he has been a human actor all along. the fourth wall is broken. the fandom is in chaos.
agentsofshieldabc: pain-in-the-asguardian: From what I’ve seen, I don’t think the “s” in S.H.I.E.L.D. stands for Strategic. It stands for Sassy. Sassy Homeland Intervention, Enforcement, and Logistics Division. You’re not entirely incorrect.
damngruchy: supermassiveasshole: i was teaching my grandma to use computer so we can talk on skype and such but today she went kinda mad at me because “i didnt show her the knitting programme” and i was like what and it comes out she accidentally opened ms excel and found out its a great way to create knitting patterns my grandma is 82
doglets: sext: sorry just got this text haha. do u still have a boner?
thegerardgayway: p0ndorica: p0ndorica: sometimes i see dudes on the internet like “ya i have a 10 inch dick” and then i eat a 6 inch subway sandwich and im looking at this sandwich and its like..idk how almost double that would be a good thing my vagina winces at the thought it was 4am and i compared a penis to a sandwich 10 INCHES IS THE LENGTH OF YOUR FOREARM DEAR CHRIST IMAGINE...