dudeufugly: wherethoughtscanbloom: IF YOU ARE...
idkai: gabzilla-z: crispycroissaunt: Everything is sailormoon, credits to Anny for the idea c: oh my god ho ly shit omfg
hstyles: the amount of celebrities i would offer my body to without second thought is astounding
“My daughter was asked by a little old lady in a...
chompyface: gingermapoftasmania: what if the phrase ‘you are what you eat’ actually came true and everyone turned into the last thing they ate omfg do you know how many girls would turn into semen then theres that one creepy person who stays human
GET THE FUCK READY FOR SCHOOL
read by Samuel L. Jackson
square-enix: how to have terrible posture and constantly look tired and indifferent a book written by me
corbinbluecheese: Barack Obama for 2012 Mitt Romney for 1840
genuinelylarry: what if tattoos just randomly appeared on our skin at key points in our lives and we had to figure out what they meant for ourselves
princessclouddyl: crewnex: obama means family obama means nobody gets left behind
senorpond: when you wake up angry in the morning and somebody says “you must have got up out of the wrong side of the bed” excuse me my bed is up against the wall it isn’t my fault that i can only get out one side you motherfucker
If you vote against Obama because he can’t get stuff done, it’s kind of like...– Chris Rock (via left-to-lenin)
urlsquatter: I forgot the word “reindeer” today so I described them as “Christmas llamas” why
Interviewer: Did Martin Freeman join you [skydiving in New Zealand]?
Benedict: Oh God no. Little Martin? Can you imagine that? He wouldn’t be allowed anyway, he’s got to be the grumpy Hobbit. He’d be down on the ground looking all cool and mod-like with his shades, listening to some ska going, “Yeah that looked like fun, you tw*t.” Whereas I’m there jumping around like Tigger.